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75 Best Camping Quotes

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  • Camping: nature’s way of promoting the motel industry. -Dave Barry, Only Travel Guide You’ll Ever Need
  • We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. -Henry David Thoreau
  • It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. -Dave Barry
  • I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That’s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick? -Mitch Hedberg
  • The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another.It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. -Henry David Thoreau
  • Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. -Author Unknown
  • A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. -Raymond Duncan
  • Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization. –Charles Lindbergh
  • Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes. -Author Unknown
  • What I like about camping is you can get really dirty. Either you’re all by yourself, so no one else sees you, or everyone you’re with is just as dirty as you are, so nobody cares. ~Anonymous former Boy Scout, quoted in Highs! -Unknown
  • Over 150 Ways to Feel Really, Really Good Without Alcohol or Other Drugs - Alex J. Packer
  • Retirement is not The End of The Roads. It's The Beginning of The Open Highway. -Unknown
  • Kids don't Remember Their Best Day of Television! -Unknown
  • We Must Take Adventures In Order To Know Where We Truly Belong. -Unknown

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  • Sometimes, You Find Yourself In The Middle of Nowhere. But Somtimes, In The Middle of Nowhere You Find Yourself. -Unknown
  • I Haven't been Everywhere, but It's on My List.-Unknown
  • May The Forest Be With You. -Unknown
  • I'm In Need of A Country Night With A Bonfire, Good Music, Great Friends and A Million Stars. -Unknown
  • Home Is Where You Park It. -Unknown
  • I Have Many Problems ... Camping Solves Them All. -Unknown
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  • There Is No Wifi In The Forest, But I Promise You Will Find A Better Connection. -Unknown
  • It's Not Where You Go. It's Who You Go With. -Unknown
  • Stress Is Caused From Not Camping Enough. -Unknown
  • Eat - Sleep - Camp - Repeat !!! -Unknown
  • If It Involves Sitting By A Fire, Count Me In! -Unknown
  • Camping Is The Answer. Who Cares What The Question Is? -Unknown
  • There Is No Place Like Home Except For The Camper. -Unknown
  • Of All The Paths You Take In Life, Make Sure A Few Are Dirt. -Unknown
  • Here's To The Nights That Turned Into Mornings With The Friends That Turned Into Family. -Unknown
  • It's Impossible To Walk In The Woods and Be In A Bad Mood At The Same Time. -Unknown
  • I'm Ready For Green Grass, Warm Days & Campfire Nights. -Unknown
  • I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult. - Jeremy Irvine
  • I Want to Camp So Long that I Forget All My Passwords. -Unknown
  • Who Need a House Up On a Hill When You Can Have One On Your Four Wheels & Take It Anywhere the Wind Might Blow. -Unknown
  • I Love The World & I'll Never Stop Exploring. -Unknown
  • It's a Huge World. Go Explore! -Unknown
  • Camping is not A Luxury, It's A Necessity. -Unknown
  • The Weather Outside is so Frightful, But My RV is so Delightful. -Unknown
  • There Are 7 Days In A Week & Someday Isn't One Of Them. -Unknown
  • Think Outside! No Box Required ... -Unknown
  • Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. -Unknown
  • Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. ~George Carlin
  • It is always very cold on that lake shore in the night, but we had plenty of blankets and were warm enough. We never moved a muscle all night, but waked at early dawn in the original positions, and got up at once, thoroughly refreshed, free from soreness, and brim full of friskiness. There is no end of wholesome medicine in such an experience. -Mark Twain
  • Three months of camp life on Lake Tahoe would restore an Egyptian mummy to his pristine vigor, and give him an appetite like an alligator. I do not mean the oldest and driest mummies, of course, but the fresher ones. The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? — it is the same the angels breathe. I think that hardly any amount of fatigue can be gathered together that a man cannot sleep off in one night on the sand by its side. Not under a roof, but under the sky... -Mark Twain, Roughing It
  • Education is important, but camping is importanter! -Unknown
Camping Quotes
  • But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: "Home is home, be it never so homely. -Henry David Thoreau
  • The meadow stones glowed white-green and a flinty wind worked over the meadow, scraped the fire low, then ruffled it into yellow silk sashes. -Annie Proulx, "Brokeback Mountain," 1997
  • The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. -Dave Barry
  • To pitch my tent with no prosy plan, To range and to change at will; To mock at the mastership of man, To seek Adventure's thrill. -Robert W. Service (1874–1958), "A Rolling Stone," 1912
  • Sometimes I long for a lazy camp Five hundred miles from home, Where the eagle flies in the clear blue sky And the grizzly bear does roam, A snow white peaklike giant stands In the midst of the tall pine trees, Away from the constant ring of the phone For ever calling me... -J.H. Stallings (b.1874), Zanjero
  • Campfire flames kiss the night Stars in distant skies blaze bright Ghost story whispers all affright Rustling sounds just out of sight -Terri Guillemets
  • Light a campfire and everyone's a storyteller. -John Geddes
  • Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. -Jack Handey
  • I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house. -Jim Gaffigan
  • How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? -Christy Whitehead
  • When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. -Author unknown
  • Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out going to the mountains is going home; that wilderness is a necessity.– John Muir
  • The glories of a mountain campfire are far greater than may be guessed.... One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising and setting of his own sun and the brightness of its shining. -John Muir
  • If you're not in New York, you're camping out. -Thomas E. Dewey
  • Welcome to our campfire…where friends and marshmallows get toasted at the same time! -Unknown
  • Jews don't go camping. Life is hard enough as it is. -Carol Siskind
  • Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. -Garrison Keillor
  • Donating blood…one mosquito at a time. -Unknown
  • How hard to realize that every camp of men or beast has this glorious starry firmament for a roof! In such places standing alone on the mountain-top it is easy to realize that whatever special nests we make — leaves and moss like the marmots and birds, or tents or piled stone — we all dwell in a house of one room — the world with the firmament for its roof — and are sailing the celestial spaces without leaving any track. -John Muir, in Linnie Marsh Wolfe, ed., John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of John Muir
  • Camping without beer is just sleeping outside. -Unknown
  • A crowded camper is better than an empty castle. -Unknown
  • You can’t buy happiness…but you can buy an RV, and that’s pretty close. -Unknown
  • Like campfires and marshmallows, we’re just better together. -Unknown
  • There is nothing I love s’more than camping! -Unknown
  • Weekend forecast: camping, with a chance of drinking. -Unknown
  • Camping is something I’ve done all my life. – Stefanie Powers
  • Camping is not a date; it’s an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. – Yvonne Prinz, The Vinyl Princess
  • What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. – Bill Bryson
  • I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority. – E. B. White
  • In wildness is the preservation of the world. – Henry David Thoreau

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